Condom Curse

Statement of Purpose:

It is my will that X is punished adequately for what he did to me, and is made impotent in a foul way to harm anyone else in this way.

Ingredients:

- Objects to Connect the Curse to the Target
(I'm a sucker for sympathetic magick and this is just the stuff I used.
You could use something else):

1 Dried semen that was on a scrap of shirt that once belonged to him

2 His hair

- Objects Signifying Harm
(here you want things that are repulsive, dead, impure, sharp, spicy but
not purifying, traditionally malefic, or things that just indicate harm to you)

1. piss from a sickly gelded black dog

2. a feather I plucked of a dead pigeon I found lying in a crossroads

3. broken glass I found in my sink when I stuck my hand in to clean out the
drain, but somehow didn't cut myself

4. black pepper

5 red pepper

6 vinegar

7 sulphur (scraped from matches)

8 a dead rue plant

9 salt

Also needed: a paper sigil prepared ahead of time, a cauldron or similar object, a bottle, two black candles, a ceremonial knife, Florida Water, and a gift to give the target, in my case, a box of condoms.

Purifying:

When calling down nasties, I find it a good idea to be pure oneself, so it sticks to the target and not to me. I did it thus:

On the morning of the curse I woke at sunset, hungry, dirty, and very pissed off. On the advice of a necromancer I showered, and purified myself.  Then I was hungry, pissed off, and ritually pure.  The perfect mood for a curse.  I dressed in perfectly clean all white clothes, and put my hair up with a perfectly clean white scrunchy, lacking a white bandana.  I sprinkled the working area and myself with Florida Water.

Preparing Magickal Work Space:

1 Light the altar candle.
2 Cast a circle in preferred manner.
3 Invoke forces of revenge stating your grief and your desire.

Down to Business:

1 Put the repulsive ingredients in the cauldron along with the things that will connect the harm to the target. (I burned the feather and the hair a little so it made a nasty smell)
2 Scratch the same sygil as is onto the paper onto the remaining black candle
3 Place the paper sygil on the box of condoms. Focus on the paper sygil while stirring the cauldron counter clockwise.  Ideally it should stink and be repulsive to you.  My ingredients smelled so bad I felt like I was going to throw up, and so physically I felt like I felt emotionally.  Do this until you achieve gnosis.
4 Anoint the condom box very lightly with the foul mixture from the cauldron so the target will not detect it
5 Pour the mixture into the bottle, place the paper sygil within, and seal it with the curse candle and electrical tape
6 Give the condom box to the target
7 Burn the curse candle down to the mouth of the bottle at your leisure, perhaps giggling manically, and when it burns down, bury the whole thing in some secret place

I don't know yet how well this works, as in the months since I did this curse I have cut off contact with the target. I assume mutual friends will let me know when his penis falls off due to tertiary syphilis, or something like that.

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