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What The Fuck are the Z(enseider)Z?!

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        We Are...

  • artists of all medium
  • an uncensored Zentertainment Coven full of trickster clowns and bearded queers. We are
  • neurodivergent panic purveyors with more social anxieties, mood disorders, and elementary phobias than you’ve ever heard of. We know our DSM codes, breh.
  • a scatological romp through manure-laden pastures
  • punching insecure neo-Nazi cupcakes in the fucking face for being of such low principle and timid repute that they suck up to bloodsucker middlemen who are expendable pawns to their elite masters who remain in shadow.
  • an over-exaggerated underestimation of supraliminal hyperbole
  • the disabled, the infirmed, the elderly, and the otherwise undesirable denizens of one of the countless prejudiced, congenial societies punctuating the landscape.
  • a failed attempt to enervate the masses
  • would-be spree killers who have their crosshairs bearing down on the 1% financial elite. Let's make our changes from the top down. We are
  • the arbiters of our False Fate who have transubstantiated the Theriomorphosis
  • politically necessary, but hardly tasteful
  • the final bastion of Sadosexual Thanatology on the Bardo Tellus Server
  • in the hypersphere. We are anywhere the nucleoli. We are
  • mercury spiked lemonade on a dog-day afternoon
  • pill-popping, joint rolling, edible eating, severely spun-out wayward wizards (read: delinquents) surviving at the poverty line bald, toothless, and in diapers all day due to a spastic colon
  • poor quality manufacturers of high-quality handcrafts
  • Bigfoot's video swagger, or Sasquatches' plaster-cast footprint, or Yeti hair fibers in a petri dish
  • a warm campfire for the Heterodox Necrosorcerer to sit around
  • the legendary Zenwalker Seiderkin, a mythical halfling samurai who did dabs all the time and practiced his katana with devout patience and relentless fury
  • three sword strokes from Zoro's blade
  • Latter Satanic Dervishism amidst the eschatological Ultraviolet Dragon's breath
  • Mobb Zee - Murda Magik
  • the fountainhead of Heretical Religiosity & Occultural Nuances for the 21st century
  • dominating the Subversive Paradigm since XXXV ain no stan ass
  • your source for counter-population epistemology and chemically engineered self-improvement
  • the only place to lay-away purchase on-demand aeonic disturbances and morphogenetic capitalist suppression at an affordable rate
  • swivel-chair vigilante bong luminaries from the Bardo Tellus server
  • the utmost pinnacle of Psychedelic Satanic Transcendentalism
  • it's like a store that doesn't have prices on the merchandise ... if you need to ask you shouldn't be shopping there...
  • not your grandmother's Illuminati.
  • lazily virtuous and virtually lazy.
  • smaller, with more angst, and yet, more of the same. [as compared to the Z(cluster)]
  • a chimera of the collective imagination of the authors of Join My Cult!
  • the rightful heirs to Atlantis bent on reclaiming Costa Rica and its coffee plantations
  • antiestablishmentarianism's counterrevolutionaries for interdenominationalism
  • a probability wave function on the verge of collapsing from the folds of chaos into a reality tunnel near you
  • territorializing Nu Sumeria in the Mojave desert
  • a celestial anomaly submerged beneath the silent electrons of psyberspace
  • the primary candidates of the chosen curmudgeonhood who initiate the airing of the grievances at the dinner table prior to eating on Festivus
  • the Ultramagnetic Philthy Phew
  • the fruit of what will be swinging from the branches of what al most was
  • anti-Vampire Management
  • the secret house long bereft of lordship unto the kingdom of Zion
  • birthing an Ideal Magickal Tribe We are
  • the derivative of the plasma dispersion function of an argument
  • fixed at zero
  • the Octarine Hand syndicate
  • uniquely defined and finite if and only if z is a positive definite matrix
  • a non-local event at an intimate apex
  • a figment of the Internet. We do not exist. We serve no cause other than to feign existence.
  • manifestations of the unmanifest
  • the new occultural elite We hold that every man and woman is a black hole and that The infinite is the void
  • Working Sex Magicians in good standing
  • the Feral Light of ibLis. We are …
  • all NEUROSURGEONS!!
  • Prometheus unbound. We deny possession. We embrace the nuflesh. We can not be controlled
  • indistinguishable from the Tao We are
  • in service to A.T.W.A. We are
  • that we are... realizing that we aren't
  • a chemognostically enhanced non-profit media manipulation agent on a kamikaze suicide mission to implode korporate konsumer kulture worldwide
  • thee Zeepotheosis
  • Chaoism on wax
  • pointed commentary on those fucking shoes, dude
  • Phoenix fricassee (the untold events of 2004 and Counter-Culture Cafe)
  • emotional flack ricocheted off your Moms
  • e-inventing the we'll We Are
  • shoving ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag

 

 

 

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