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What The Fuck are the Z(enseider)Z?!

 

 

        We Are...

  • In the hypersphere We Are anywhere the nucleoli
  • A scatological romp through manure-laden pastures
  • an over-exaggerated underestimation of supraliminal hyperbole
  • Mercury spiked lemonade on a dog-day afternoon
  • A failed attempt to enervate the masses
  • Poor quality manufacturers of high-quality hand crafts
  • Politically necessary, but hardly tasteful
  • Bigfoot's video swagger, or Sasquatches' plaster-cast footprint, or Yeti hair-fibers in a petri dish
  • The legendary Zenwalker Seiderkin
  • Three sword strokes from Zoro's blade (dermal grafitti)
  • Latter Satanic Dervishism amidst the eschatologocial Ultraviolet Dragon's breath
  • The fountainhead of heretical religiosity & occultural nuances for the 21st century
  • Dominating the Subversive Paradigm since XXXV ain no stan ass
  • Your source for counter-population epistemology and chemically engineered self-improvement
  • The only place to lay-away purchase on-demand aeonic disturbances and morphogenetic capitalist suppression at an affordable rate
  • Swivel-chair vigilante bong luminaries from the Bardo Tellus server
  • The utmost pinnacle of Psychedelic Transcendentalism
  • It's like a store that doesn't have prices on the merchandise ... if you need to ask you shouldn't be shopping there...
  • Not your grandmother's Illuminati.
  • lazily virtuous and virtually lazy.
  • Smaller, with more angst, and yet, more of the same. [as compared to the Z(cluster)]
  • a chimera of the collective imagination of the authors of Join My Cult!
  • the rightful heirs to Atlantis bent on reclaiming Costa Rica and its coffee plantations
  • antiestablishmentarianism's counterrevolutionaries for interdenominationalism
  • a probability wave function on the verge of collapsing from the folds of chaos into a reality tunnel near you
  • territorializing Nu Sumeria in the Mojave desert
  • a celestial anomaly submerged beneath the silent electrons of psyberspace
  • the primary candidates of the chosen curmudgeonhood who initiate the airing of the grievances at the dinner table prior to eating on Festivus
  • the Ultramagnetic Philthy Phew
  • the fruit of what will be swinging from the branches of what al most was
  • anti-Vampire Management
  • the secret house long bereft of lordship unto the kingdom of Zion
  • birthing an Ideal Magickal Tribe We are
  • the derivative of the plasmadispersion function of argument
  • fixed at zero
  • the Octarine Hand syndicate
  • uniquely defined and finite if and only if a is a positive definite matrix
  • artists of all medium
  • an uncensored Entertainment Coven We are
  • a non-local event at an intimate apex
  • a figment of the Internet we do not actually exist We serve no cause other than to feign existence
  • manifestations of the unmanifest
  • the new occultural elite We hold that every man and woman is a black hole and that The infinite is the void
  • Working Sex Magicians in good standing
  • the feral light of ibLis We Are
  • all NEUROSURGEONS!!
  • Prometheus unbound We deny possession We embrace the nuflesh We can not be controlled
  • indistinguishable from the Tao We are
  • in service to A.T.W.A. We are
  • that we are... realizing that we aren't
  • a chemognostically enhanced non-profit media manipulation agent on a kamikaze suicide mission to implode korporate konsumer kulture worldwide
  • thee zeepotheosis
  • Chaoism on wax
  • pointed commentary on those fucking shoes, dude
  • Phoenix fricassee
  • Emotional flack ricocheted off your Moms
  • re-inventing the we'll We Are
  • shoving ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

 

 

 

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