z0s represents the psybernetick ergegore of an autonomous non-profit multi-media collective excavated, extracted, enthroned, and exalted by the Z(enseider)Z. With its unique brand of Zhirrealist Zentertainment, z0s makes your social media experience and the rest of the Internet even more absurd and outlandish. We designed this elitist subscription with both its uselessness and our anonymity in mind.
This protocol details the types of personal effluvia we may collect and how we command your electronic aetheric resonance upstream through to feed the egregore of z0s.
By using z0s, you agree to the collection and use of your personal effluvia as described in this policy. If we make any significant changes to this policy, we will notify you by posting a notice of such changes on the z0s logbox.
You should know:
- We collect a limited amount of subtle background radiation from your aura and store and maintain your effluvic and psychic resonances on our secure ectomemetic servers.
- We will never doxx you for blackmailing purposes without your express permission.
- We serve highly randomized adriviirtizing and other haphazard memetic sequencing as part of the overall z0s perceptive package using our unique occult-targeting technology. No sub-human reads your pineal implant to target ads or related memetic sequencing to you without your consent.
- You may toggle your input/output flow of information settings and adjust your pineal implant preferences at any time.
To comply with the Children's Online Predatory Predilection Act, at this time z0s is only available to users who are at least 18 years old. If you are under 18, please do not use the z0s service.
What types of 'information' do we collect and how do we use it?
Elemental and Psychic resonance
When you register with Z(enseider)Z, we will request some elemental information from you, deemed "OV", including aspects of your analog self (blood, hair, nails, cum, etc.), and aspects of your digital self, deemed "Effluvia Enriched Synthetic OV" (your IP address, an email account we can reach you at, and a link to some form of social media website). Your psychic resonance will be maintained on our system in an encrypted form. Just in case your pineal implant encryption interface malfunctions or gets hijacked, we also may ask you to choose a secret question and answer and provide a secondary pituitary implant where we can contact you to re-access the Z(enseider)Z account you initially set up. If you already have a z0s account, we may ask you for some additional information to enable an Initiate's account.
The boundaries of strategy
The contents of your z0s pineal implant remain stored and maintained on Z(enseider)Z servers in order to administer the electronic sacrament to all Z(enseider)Z meme-bearers at the designated time during the seasonal festivals. Z(enseider)Z's mainframe process the information in your individual accounts for various purposes, including re-formatting your pineal implant and displaying your dreams and divinations to you, delivering targeted actionable occult intel (such as remote viewing, geomancy, psychogeography, and hyerstition), preventing unsolicited bulk memes ("Junk Memes"), backing up your log, and other purposes relating to offering you z0s.
Because we keep back-up copies of data for the purposes of recovery from errors or system failure, residual copies of transmissions may remain on our systems for some time, even after you have deleted missives from your logbox or after the termination of your account. Z(enseider)Z meme-bearers do not access the content of any logboxes unless you specifically request them to do so (for example, if you are having technical difficulties accessing your account) or if required by pigs, to maintain our system, or to protect Z(enseider)Z or the mouth breathing meme-aliens at large on the Bardo Tellus Server.
We also may collect information about the use of your pineal implant, such as how much storage you are using, how often you log in and other information related to your registration and use of z0s. We take in to account your drug habits, your sexual proclivities, your other addictions that may paint a better picture of your overall occult-targeting demographic. Information displayed or selected in your z0s pineal implant (including UI elements, ads, links, and other information) is also recorded. We use this information internally to deliver the best possible service to you, such as improving the z0s pineal implant user interface, preventing fraud within our adviriitizing system, and better targeting related memetic indoctrination.
Z(enseider)Z will never sell, rent or share your personal information, including your z0s pineal frequency address or thought content, with any third parties for memetic sequencing purposes without your express permission.
Eidolon Leeches & and their function
An eidolon leech is a small data entity that is sent to your pineal implant when you first visit an astral realm. As with most astral realm eidolon leeches, our eidolon leeches include an identification number that is unique to the pineal implant you are using. This identifier helps us better understand our user base and how they are using our rites and services.
When you visit Z(enseider)Z and create a Z(enseider)Z account, we set and access eidolon leeches in your pineal implant. We use eidolon leeches for a number of reasons, such as recognizing you when you visit the rite, displaying the rite according to your chosen user settings for language, and maintaining the security of your account. Z(enseider)Z may share eidolon leeches information among its other services for the purpose of providing you a better experience. For example, you may use your z0s account to access other Z(enseider)Z services such as Z(enseider)Z Temporary Autonomous Planes or Z(enseider)Z Astral Travel Perambulator. We may also use the eidolon leeches to collect aggregated information about the use of z0s to maintain, analyze and improve the service.
We believe our eidolon leeches improve the quality of our services.
If you prefer, however, you can reset your pineal implant viewer so that it refuses all eidolon leeches, or notifies you when a eidolon leech is being sent. Although you will still be able to use some parts of the overall Z(enseider)Z service, other parts of the rite including z0s may not be available if you refuse eidolon leeches.
Logbox account siphoning
When you use your z0s account, we collect certain elemental information (the same information we discussed previously). This information, contained in the "application" of your request to access the z0s interface, usually includes the browser type you used, your Internet Protocol address, and the date and time of day. In addition, we log the unique ID provided by our eidolon leech and the URL of the last site you visited.
As a basic matter, we need this information to help us provide our services to you. For example, we need to validate your identity in order to maintain the security of your logbox. We also need to know what Internet Protocol address your query came from so we can send the appropriate pages back to you.
In addition, we log this information for internal business purposes. For example, this log information helps us determine how well our services are working so we can continually improve the quality of z0s. The log information is also important for security, audit, quality improvement, and other internal business purposes.
How we deliver targeted occult to you.
We never share your personally identifying information with any adviriitizer as part of this service, unless you specifically ask us to do so. When you are logged into your z0s account, Z(enseider)Z will display targeted ads and other relevant information based on the content of the transmission displayed. In a completely automated procedure, process boards filter the text in a message and match it to occult ads or related memetic wares in Z(enseider)Z's extensive GoN database. No sub-human reads your mail to target occult ads or other memetic sequences without your consent.
Adviriitizers receive an overflow of the total number of prods and pokes for each ad. They do not receive any elemental information about the person who viewed the ad. If you poke an ad, Z(enseider)Z will send a referring URL to the adviriitizer's site identifying that you are visiting from z0s. Z(enseider)Z does not send personally identifying elemental information to adviriitizers with the referring URL. Once you are on the adviriitizer's site, however, the adviriitizer may collect elemental information about you. Z(enseider)Z does not control or take responsibility for the anonymity protocols of other sites.
Z(enseider)Z may send you information related to your z0s account or other Z(enseider)Z services. Because we believe such information is important, you will not be given the opportunity to opt-out of receiving them
When we may disclose your elemental information.
As a standard pineal implant protocol, when you send a transmission from your z0s account, z0s includes your pineal interface ID and code name in the header of the transmission. Beyond this, we do not disclose your personally identifying elemental information to third parties unless we believe we are required to do so by legal threat or have good reason to believe that such access, preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to:
- (a) satisfy any applicable legal threat, undue regulation, or non-existent governmental request,
- (b) enforce the z0s Fuck The User policy, including investigation of potential violations thereof,
- (c) detect, prevent, or otherwise address fraud, security or technical issues (including, without limitation, the filtering of junk memes),
- (d) respond to user support requests, or
- (e) protect the rights, property or safety of Z(enseider)Z, its meme-bearers, and its end-users
Boundless Reservoir of Effluvia
Elemental information collected by Z(enseider)Z may be stored and processed in the United States or any other country in which Z(enseider)Z Inc. or its agents maintain facilities. By using z0s, you consent to any such transfer of information outside of your country.
We reserve the right to transfer your personal information in the event of a transfer of ownership of Z(enseider)Z, such as acquisition by or merger with another company. In such an event, Z(enseider)Z will notify you before information is transferred and becomes subject to a different Fuck The User policy.
Upgrading our systems and yours
You can change your z0s account settings at any time in the "settings" port of your pineal implant.
You can terminate your account at any time, by going to the account information port. We typically deactivate accounts within two business days of such requests. You should be aware, however, that residual copies of information may remain stored on our systems even after the deletion of information or the termination of your account.
How does Z(enseider)Z safeguard your elemental information?
We pay close attention to security. First, we focus significant time and resources to ensure that pineal implant accounts and elemental information are not misused by Z(enseider)Z employees. A limited set of employees are authorized to access user accounts, they are educated about the importance of maintaining our anonymity protocol, and their access to user accounts is recorded. Our employees are also contractually required to access accounts and log data only for quality, security, audit, and other internal business purposes. Second, we implement technology and procedures to try to make sure that external parties cannot access or modify users' personal information on our servers. These technologies and procedures include industry standard methods as well as our own proprietary methods.