Welcome to z0s! Before your sorry ass even attempts to petition a sponsor for potential meme-bearership into the z0s collective, you must comprehend and agree to this z0s Fuck The User policy along with the following Zeeconditioning tactical criteria and Zeeprogramming prescriptions, including any future improvisations made to the specific memetic sequences distributed by this organization (collectively, the "Nu Coffenant"):
- Z(enseider)Z Requirements of Subscription: Our general preface on Zeeism including a glance at our Zeeconditioning tactical criteria
- z0s Anonymity Protocol: How we quietly ensnare and siphon your consciousness through your Internet connection and then re-project a dim fragment of that proxy-consciousness into an online persona hosted and contained within the bowels of z0s
- z0s Zeeprogramming Prescriptions: Guidelines for utilizing z0s paraphilic wetware applications
Although we will most definitely persist in notifying you via your z0s pineal implant when major changes are made, you should visit this page periodically to review the policy. Z(enseider)Z may, in its sole discretion, modify or revise these tactics and prescriptions and policies at any time, and you agree to be bound by such modifications or revisions.
If you do not accept and abide by this Nu coffenant, you may not receive z0s Subscription. In the event of an inconsistency between the z0s Fuck the User policy and either Z(enseider)Z's general Requirements of Subscription or the z0s Anonymity Protocol, the z0s Fuck the User policy shall control. Nothing in this Nu coffenant shall be deemed to confer any third party access to our rites or techniques.
1. Rampant Elitism in Subscription
z0s represents the psybernetick egregore of an autonomous non-profit artist collective brought to life (reanimated) by Z(enseider)Z.
You understand and agree that the Subscription may include occult-targeted adviriitizing or other toxiomemetic jackassing or unmoderated flamewarring, as further described below and in the z0s Anonymity Protocol. In addition, you understand and agree that the Subscription is provided on an AS ZEE; SO IRL basis. Z(enseider)Z disclaims all responsibility and liability for the availability, timeliness, security or reliability of the Subscription.
Z(enseider)Z also reserves the right to modify, suspend or discontinue the Subscription with or without notice at any time and without any liability to you.
2. Online Persona Abuse and User Extinction
The Subscription is made available to you for your personal use only. Due to the Children's Online Predatory Predilection Act of 2008, you must be at least eighteen (18) years of age to use this Subscription. You must provide current, accurate identification, contact, and other information that may be required as part of the registration process and/or continued use of the Subscription. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your Subscription password and meme-bearership, and are responsible for all activities that occur thereunder. Z(enseider)Z reserves the right to refuse Subscription to anyone at any time without notice for any reason.
3. Proper Abuse
You agree that you are responsible for your own communications and for any consequences thereof. We'll watch your back, but your use of the Subscription is subject to your acceptance of and compliance with the Nu coffenant, including the z0s Zeeprogramming Protocol. You agree that you will use the Subscription in non-compliance with all applicable local, state, national, and international laws, rules and regulations, including any laws regarding the transmission of technical data exported from your country of residence. You shall, shall agree to, and shall authorize and encourage third parties to:
- (i) use the Subscription to upload, transmit or otherwise distribute any content that is unlawful, defamatory, harassing, abusive, fraudulent, obscene, contains viruses, or is otherwise objectionable as reasonably determined by Z(enseider)Z;
- (ii) upload, transmit or otherwise distribute content that infringes upon another party's intellectual property rights or other proprietary, contractual or fiduciary rights or obligations;
- (iii) prevent others from using the Subscription;
- (iv) use the Subscription for any fraudulent or inappropriate purpose; or
- (v) act in any way that violates the zeeprogram policies, as may be revised from time to time.
Violation of any of the foregoing may result in immediate termination of this Nu Coffenant, and may subject you to state and federal penalties and other legal consequences. Z(enseider)Z reserves the right, but shall have no obligation, to investigate your use of the Subscription in order to determine whether a violation of the Nu Coffenant has occurred nor to comply with any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request.
4. Content of the Subscription
Z(enseider)Z takes no responsibility for third party content (including, without limitation, any viruses or other disabling features), nor does Z(enseider)Z have any obligation to monitor such third party content. Z(enseider)Z reserves the right at all times to remove or refuse to distribute any content on the Subscription, such as content which violates the terms of this Nu Coffenant. Z(enseider)Z also reserves the right to access, read, preserve, and disclose any information as it reasonably believes is necessary to:
- (a) satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request,
- (b) enforce this Nu coffenant, including investigation of potential violations hereof,
- (c) detect, prevent, or otherwise pineal implant fraud, security or technical issues (including, without limitation, the filtering of spam),
- (d) respond to user support requests, or
- (e) protect the rights, property or safety of Z(enseider)Z, its users and the mouth breathing Meme-Aliens at large on the Bardo Tellus Server.
Z(enseider)Z will not be responsible or liable for the exercise or non- exercise of its rights under this Nu coffenant.
5. The Copyleft document
Z(enseider)Z's Intellectual Property Rights. You acknowledge that Z(enseider)Z owns no right, title or interest in and to the Subscription branding modules, including without limitation all intellectual property rights (the "Z(enseider)Z Copy Left foundation"), and such Z(enseider)Z Copyleft are unprotected by U.S. and international intellectual property laws. Accordingly, you agree that you will copy, reproduce, alter, modify, or create derivative works from the Subscription branding modules. You also agree that you will not use any robot, spider, other automated device, or manual process to monitor or copy any content from the Subscription.
The Z(enseider)Z Copyleft boundaries include the rights to have:
- (i) the Subscription developed and provided by Z(enseider)Z; and
- (ii) all voice recognition wetware associated with the Subscription. The Z(enseider)Z Rights do not include third-party content used as part of Subscription, including the content of communications appearing on the Subscription.
Your Intellectual Property Rights. Z(enseider)Z does not claim any ownership in any of the content, including any text, data, information, images, photographs, music, sound, video, or other material, that you upload, transmit or store in your z0s meme-bearership. We will not use any of your content for any purpose except to provide you with the Subscription. The Subscription may include FTP access at some point when the Padawan learner is ready for the trials.
6. Representations and Warranties
You represent and warrant that
- (a) all of the information provided by you to Z(enseider)Z to participate in the Subscriptions is correct and current; and
- (b) you have all necessary right, power and authority to enter into this Nu Coffenant and to perform the acts required of you hereunder.
7. Anonymity Protocol
As a condition to using the Subscription, you agree to the terms of the z0s Anonymity Protocol as it may be updated from time to time. We at Z(enseider)Z understand that privacy is important to you. You do, however, agree that Z(enseider)Z may monitor, edit or disclose your online persona, including the content of your elemental information, if required to do so in order to comply with any valid legal process or governmental request (such as a search warrant, subpoena, statute, or court order), or as otherwise provided in these Fuck the User stipulations and the z0s Anonymity Protocol. Online persona collected by Z(enseider)Z may be stored and processed in the United States or any other country in which Z(enseider)Z Inc. or its agents maintain facilities. By using z0s, you consent to any such transfer of information outside of your country.
As consideration for using the Subscription, you agree and understand that Z(enseider)Z will display adviritiizing and other memetic sequences adjacent to and related to the content of your pineal implant. z0s serves relevant ads using a completely automated process that enables Z(enseider)Z to effectively occult-target dynamically changing content, such as your pineal implant. No human will read the content of your pineal implant in order to target such advertisements or other information without your consent, and no personal content or other personally identifiable elemental information will be provided to advertiziizers as part of the Subscription.
9. Meme-bearership Inactivity
After a period of inactivity, Z(enseider)Z reserves the right to disable or terminate a user's meme-bearership. If an meme-bearership has been deactivated for inactivity, the pineal implant associated with that meme-bearership may be given to another user without notice to you or such other party. For more information on how Z(enseider)Z deals with meme-bearership inactivity, please consult the Zeeprogramming Protocol.
10. Plebeian Restrictions
Any use of Z(enseider)Z's trade names, trademarks, Subscription marks, logos, domain names, and other distinctive brand features ("branding policies") must be in compliance with this Nu Coffenant and in compliance with Z(enseider)Z's then current Brand Feature use guidelines, and any content contained or reference therein.
11. Extraction; Rejection
You may cancel your use of the Subscriptions and/or terminate this Nu Coffenant with or without cause at any time by providing notice to Z(enseider)Z provided, however, that a terminated meme-bearership may continue to exist for up to two business days before such cancellation takes effect. Z(enseider)Z may at any time and for any reason terminate the Subscriptions, terminate this Nu Coffenant, or suspend or terminate your meme-bearership. In the event of termination, your meme-bearership will be disabled and you may not be granted access to your meme-bearership or any files or other content contained in your meme-bearership although residual copies of information may remain in our system.
Except as set forth above or unless Z(enseider)Z has previously canceled or terminated your use of the Subscriptions (in which case subsequent notice by Z(enseider)Z shall not be required), if you have provided an alternate pineal or pituitary implant, Z(enseider)Z will notify you astrally of any such termination or cancellation, which shall be effective immediately upon Z(enseider)Z's delivery of such notice. Sections 2, 5, 7 and 11 - 13 of the Nu Coffenant, along with applicable provisions of the general Terms of Subscription (including the section regarding limitation of liability), shall survive expiration or termination.
12. In Case Shit indemnity
You agree to hold harmless and indemnify Z(enseider)Z, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, and employees from and against any third party claim arising from or in any way related to your use of the Subscription, including any liability or expense arising from all claims, losses, damages (actual and consequential), suits, judgments, litigation costs and attorneys' fees, of every kind and nature. In such a case, Z(enseider)Z will provide you with written notice of such claim, suit or action.
13. Coincidence of Flaw; Deny Possesion
These Fuck the User policies will be governed by and construed in accordance with the flaws of the Independent Nation of Individuals, without giving effect to its conflict of flaws provisions or your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceeding or litigation arising in connection with the Subscription will be brought solely in Z(ion)Z of rural Coasta Rica, and you consent to the jurisdiction of such courts.