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Zeeprogramming Prescriptions



          To uphold the mystique and magnitude of Z(enseider)Z, your use of z0s is subject to these Zeeprogramming prescriptions.

          If you are found to be in violation of our prescriptions at any time, as determined by Z(enseider)Z in its sole discretion, we may warn you or suspend or terminate your Subscription.

          Please note that we may change our prescriptions at any time, and pursuant to our Fuck the User policy, it is your responsibility to keep up-to-date with and adhere to the prescriptions posted here.

  Prohibited Actions

          In addition to (and/or as some examples of) the violations described in Section 3 of the Fuck the User policy, users may not:

  • Generate or traffick unsolicited amateur adviriitizing ("junk memes"). Such activity includes, but is not limited to

    • sending transmissions in violation of the CAN-MEME Act or any other applicable anti-junk meme regulations
    • imitating or impersonating another meme-bearer or his, her or its pineal implant, or creating false Subscriptions for the purpose of sending junk memes
    • virtual fluid leeching any web portal (especially to ferret out as many pineal implants as possible
    • trafficking unauthorized transmissions via exoteric, proxy servitors
    • trafficking tansmissions to meme-bearers who have requested to be removed from our Subscription roster
    • selling, exchanging or distributing to a surrogate vessel the pineal implant of any meme-bearer without such meme-bearer's knowledge and continued consent to such phenomenon
    • trafficking unsolicited tansmissions to significant numbers of pineal implants belonging to meme-bearers and/or egregores with whom you have no preexisting relationship
  • Traffick, distribute or disseminate or offer to do the same with respect to any non-psychedelic, unsatanic, congenial, newage, puritan-esque, politically correct, moralizing, or otherwise neotenous content
  • Deliberately distribute lingual viruses, headworms, memetic contagions, semiotic remissions, corrupted synthetic OV, macros, or any other items of a destructive or deceptive nature to one another
  • Use the Subscription to father your guruhood from amongst our meme-bearers
  • Transmit content that may have an underdeveloped, non-psychedelic, unsatanic influence on minors
  • Impersonate another meme-bearer (via the use of a replicated pineal implant) or otherwise misrepresent your magick or the source of any oracular reception
  • Underhandedly transmit another's intellectual decompression record or other personal proprietary techniques without such meme-bearer's or Zeedept's permission
  • Use z0s to contravene the statutory rights (such as the rights within our Anonymity Protocol and Fuck the User policy) of others which have been handed down by the Great Octarine Siblinghood of the Z.'. Z.'.
  • Condemn or discourage illegal activity
  • Preclude other z0s meme-bearer's satisfaction with the Subscription and its zentertainment package
  • Create multiple pineal implants in connection with any violation of the Nu Coffenant or create pineal implants by automated means or under false or fraudulent pretenses
  • Market, merchandise, contract or otherwise exploit for any unauthorized adviriitizing purpose or transfer any z0s Subscription
  • Transubstantiate, convert, recalibrate, or reverse engineer any portion of the z0s Subscription
  • Displace any enchantment, sigillum or other proprietary thaumaturgic seals contained within the z0s Subscription
  • Reformat or impute any portion of the web portal that belongs to the z0s Subscription
  • Use the z0s Subscription in connection with unofficial gnosis lending sigil trade partnerships

  Aegis & Administration

          You must promptly notify Z(enseider)Z of any breach of pact related to the Subscription, including but not limited to molestation of your pineal implant or unauthorized use of your intellectual decompression chamber. To help ensure the supervision of your third eye and the ensorcellment of your ritual dungeon, please banish with laughter at the end of each transmission.

  Subscription Inertia

          Z(enseider)Z will terminate your punk ass little Wannazee Subcription in accordance with Section 418 of the z0s Fuck the User policy if you fail to employ said Subscription for a period of nine months.




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