Superfluous Randomosity

Hail to you! Visitors from far flung firmaments of fury, fluff, and fire! We welcome you to our Dada data...

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We, the Illuminates of Zueselene, declare memetic war on the Spectacle for all its intellectual narcissism in the face of intrinsic contradiction and all its patriarchal pomposity in the face of worthwhile opportunities to better ourselves.

For all its unwavering devotion to the hegemonic demons of the 1% conspiracy of financial elite who empower the Constitution Oathbreaking Pawns and Sycophants at the ground level beneath the floorboards of countless courthouses and above the chasis of innumerable squad cars.

Theriomorphic Resonance

This is the paradox that lies beyond mere conjugation:
After all affairs are made apparent...
there shall be no congregation.

Our company's co-operative equanimity

Z-Node-Z: public interfaces of our disorganization

Outseid Kore: exegesis from empirical eponyms

the Phine Print: the devil is in the details

Miscellaneous Malarkey

Ulterior Fascinations


Have a gander at a few of the mainstream multimedia pages we have littered about the landscape of our beloved packet-switching microverse.

         

Warning: Audioccult Psi-Hazard!

The meme-bearers of the Great Octarine Siblinghood of the Z.'. Z.'. and the spun-out arch-developers of zenseiderz.org collectively deny fraudulent claims that their creations, fabrications, and machinations can somehow cause emotional distress, mental breakdowns, or other forms of psychic disturbance. A marginal minority of listeners have reported these types of disturbances claiming they're a result of exposing themselves to Z(enseider)Z arsenal of sound concentrations and galleries of imagery, but as their stories unfold we begin to see that there were several other factors involved in their experiences including childhood trauma, drug-use, sleep deprivation, mental health issues, etc.

Z(enseider)Z accept no liability for symptoms of psychic disturbance users may choose to disclose after listening to Z(enseider)Z aural mixes or viewing Z(enseider)Z promotional videos and other graphic materials.

Z(enseider)Z will not abide any allegation which implies that its multimedia materials have resulted in the overload of vestibulo-ocular reflexes within the meatsuit of some half-wit two-legged mouth-breathing meme alien.

The unborn are particularly susceptible to induced mass hysteria* according to leading research into the field of zymatic neural conditioning that took randomly selected maternity wards across the the US, Canada, and Europe and observed the effects of putting non-lethal amounts of phencyclidine and datura in post-labor infant formula.

* ( Read our full-page public regulatory warning statement. )

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Meme-Bearers & Metastasis

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Art and Design

Irreligious Neophilia

Under the authority of H.I.S. celestial dominion
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Praise H.I.S. name for all to Overstand

Haile I Selassie! Hassan I Sabbah!

The Original Zees, who eternally reify the Chaostafarian Vibrational Frequency within the McMansion of Zyabizgzi, remain in charge of all the bureaucratic affairs of our borderless representational anarchies known as I.N.I. or Independent Nations of Individuals which are Temporary Autonomous Zones spread across the globe where Z(enseider)Z meme-bearers can amass their strength thru the establishment of agrarian-survivalist camps devoted to growing food and herbs and becoming familiar with various tactical technologies

Praise H.I.M. the most high.

Jah bless.

Teleportation & Logistics

We offer the public an enseider's glance at our closely guarded mass marketing strategies and our mo' money merchandising methodologies.

We expect marginal increases in reported awareness among:

  • the elderly nudist/polyamorous population
  • impotent neo-Pagan spiritualists
  • douchebag Droolids and fluffy McLiccans
  • witless Newage housewives
  • extraneous 5th aeon occultural runoff
  • post-Chaoist meme-monger mongoloids
  • and other assorted WannaZees

Awareness spikes may indicate a mention of the meme or even the meme itself intruding upon one's consciousness of its own accord.

Nomothetic Mimicry

Propagandistic Philosoffiti

Our node disinformation brochure provides an in-depth look at the outer slackings of our disorganization, the opprobrious aimlessness of our meme-bearers, and the blatant disregard for hygiene of our leadershiplessness.

        Find out more or less..

  • where we are from (outer space; inner hive)
  • what we do (to unsuspecting aspirants)
  • why we do it (for shits and giggles, I'd imagine)
  • who we do it to (you and your friends, for starters)
  • how we avoid prosecution (first name basis with Judges in over 3,000 counties)
  • and when and where we'll get banned next

Visit our WTF?! page for more details

Sufi mystic mafia. Accept us.

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removing doubt... one fingernail at a time

In Antithesis To Authority

Our webmaster, Heyan, is still a lazy, sloppy, no-talent jizz-mopper with even less chance of getting his shit together than a laxative-crazed orangutan wearing a perforated colostomy bag at an all-you-can-eat Mongolian barbecue joint.

All written materials contained on this website were precision crafted by your boy, Mssr. Heyan Auringe, the undisputed apotheosis of all genuine assholes who possesses more assumed aliases than functioning brain cells at this point in the game.

Auringe is cautiously and auspiciously moving our Kindred Disorder headlong into the Aeon of Ma'at.

Z(enseider)Z remain committed to the advancement and expansion of Thee Device and to all officially-sanctioned workings involving the K. E. R. our most sought after gnosis conservation modem ever mass produced here in Psyberia

We imbue life into the psyberunculus prop and summon a spirit to reside in its body, a spiritual body which exists within the sacral supplanting of the Sacrificial Substitute's Solomonic Siphrah suppository (from the salt mines of Senzar!) into the sensate sternum of its soon-to-be temporary vessel. Our aim is to capture the sphincter of the specter specimen into an Idyllic Ampulla of Oblation --- the ultimate, most unforgiving, and unlawful forfeiture of body, mind, and soul ever to take shape.

We have opted to call it an "exchange" but in reality it would appear more like a maelstrom of Misotheistic and myopically Melmoth-esque momentousness of mule-mutilating madness, mirth, mayhem, and misinformation.

Bardo Tellus Server player-killers have been running rampant allover the web annihilating generic magian "chaote" memecult posuers allover politically-impotent anti-social mania sites such as Faecesbulk, Insipidglam, TrikThot, and Crapshat. Let's keep our antennae off the neighbor's roof so as not to interfere in their sporting competitions which are of paramount importance to these Yankee-obsessed Northerners who haven't the slightest clue what a sacrifice play is nor how to take a dive by walking in front of a pitch.

I wanna reachout and peg ya!

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