Superfluous Randomosity

Hail! Visitors from far flung firmaments of fury and fire, we welcome you to our Dada data.

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We, the Illuminates of Zueselene, declare memetic war on the Spectacle for all its intellectual narcissism in the face of intimidating adversarialism and all its patriarchal pomposity in the face of worthwhile opportunities to better ourselves.

For all its devotion to the hegemonic demons of the 1% conspiracy of financial elite who empower the Constitution Oathbreaking Pawns and Sycophants at the ground level beneath the floorboards of countless courthouses and above the chasis of innumerable squad cars.

Theriomorphic Resonance

There shall be no congregation.

Our company's co-operative equanimity

Z-Node-Z: public interfaces of our disorganization

Outseid Influenzes: effluvia from empirical eponyms

the Phine Print: the devil is in the details

Miscellaneous and Malarkey

End-users may contact us via e-mail, FB messenger, Instagram, Discord app, Telegram, et al.

Conditional Clarity of Copy Rites

Although we cater to the likes of all copyleft doctrine we must remind our visitors where our allegiances lie.

We can neither condemn nor condone the consequences of commerce if we want to continue producing art for recreational purposes.

Unless otherwise specified, all forms of material found on embody the rightful property of the meme-bearers and maintainers of for the sole purpose of creative expression and Zentertainment.

Our visual egregore breathes lava when disputes over our branding rights make it to the table. Materials contained herein remain protected by malevolent servitors.

The non-Zee meme alien must seek the express written consent of z0s if they wish to use our materials in commercial events, adverts, or print media.

While our brands may find themselves subject to meme alien modifications or get reproduced and redistributed without our knowledge, any efforts on our part attempting to control it would get wasted.

Instead we've concocted much more subtle restrictions (as only cacophonous chaotes can) which limit the average cadaver's ability to utilize the uproarious Z(enseider)Z names and logos.

Ulterior Fascinations

Also, have a look at our multimedia pages scattered across the triple W at your leisure.


Warning: Audioccult Psi-Hazard!

The meme-bearers of the Great Octarine Siblinghood of the Z.'. Z.'. and the maintainers of deny spurious notions of so-called "mental breakdowns" that listeners have reported as a result of exposing themselves to the arsenal of aural and visual materials that Z(enseider)Z host on their servers and elsewhere.

Additionally, we accept no liability for symptoms of psycho-energetic disturbance users may choose to disclose after listening to Z(enseider)Z audio or viewing Z(enseider)Z promotional videos.

We have cognitive therapy counselors on staff 24/7 who can help individuals, couples, or groups regain a sense of psychic continuity or recapture a glimmer of their awareness through selective hypnotic regression using a myriad of tools and techniques.

We simply will not abide any allegation which implies that our multimedia materials have resulted in the overload of vestibuloocular reflexes within the meatsuit of some half-wit two-legged mouth-breathing meme alien.

The unborn are particularly susceptible to induced mass hysteria* according leading research into the field of zymatic neural conditioning that took randomly selected maternity wards across the US, CA, and EU and observed the effects of putting safe amounts of phencyclidine and datura in post-labor infant formula.

* Read our full public regulatory warning statement.

Merchandising: where the real $ is made

Z(enseider)Z the T-shirt, Z(enseider)Z the Coloring Book, Z(enseider)Z the Lunch box, Z(enseider)Z the Breakfast Cereal, Z(enseider)Z the Flame Thrower!

We are unveiling our Summer line and we might attempt to use a color other than black to impress our imagery upon.

Fans may purchase official Z(enseider)Z merchandize thru our clearinghouse on Ecwid where visitors to the page will find bargains that include, but are not limited to:

  • several shortsleeve unisex ZZ-Shirts including:
    • our Devil's Design band logo shortsleeve ZZ-Shirt (designed by Barry James Lent of Devil's Design for Z(enseider)Z operations in Savannah, GA)
    • our Rusted Khaoztar design shortsleeve ZZ-Shirt (handdrawn by Eian Orange and then digitally proofed by Jessie Calderon for Z(enseider)Z operations webwide)
    • our Bringer of Form shortsleeve ZZ-Shirt (designed by Lars Christianson for Z(enseider)Z operations Napa, California)
    • our Khaoztar design Izod shortsleeve ZZ-Polo
    • our Psybermagickal Endeavors shortsleeve ZZ-Shirt (worn by the fine-looking gentlemen to your right)
    • our recent return of Ellis Darwin Windlestraw design known only as "A Sigil to the World"

    Each of the shirts come in a variety of different sizes. Current colors are limited to black.

  • several ZZ-Stickers including:
    • our Devil's Design band logo
    • our Infinite Compassion sigil
    • our new Spellbreaker sigil
    • our new Zitruzian Meme sigil

    Each of the stickers come in three different sizes. Prices vary depending upon size choices.

We continue adding more merch almost every day on the Z(apparel)Z Ecwid site.

If you have a question or concern or if you just need to fucking vent to someone who won't judge you please contact us at and we will answer your message in the timeliest manner possible.

We're toying with a few symbolic anchors that we wish to appropriate into embroidery thru our domestic warehouse's expert design team.

Look for hats available on the site now, too. These days, snapbacks encompass all we seem to find available thru print on-demand services. We remain committed to providing the public with fitted hats of superior quality and we will not rest until that manifests within the confines of our most proximally-available chronospatial probability vector along the typically-chosen wavepath of our magically-uncensored psychoform.

Your Kind Appreciation

These odd seeming synchropathological recurrences of cognitive dissidence get broadcast to you by the Zenwalker Seiderkin network's Node Exchange and Regional Directory of Sponsors (N.E.R.D.S.), the Zeememes For More Obedient Servitors foundation (Z-MOS) as well as grants from our Department Of Peripheral Epiphenomenon (D.O.P.E.) and proceeds from the Memetic Journal of Nescience and Dissection (M.J.N.D.) annual webzine.

We fully appreciate the support that our fans and the inner circle headz have given us over the years. We truly do. We want you to read this and kNOw that we owe you a debt of gratitude. And, even though we may run the occasional pledge drive, you don't need any special event to lend your support.

It's as easy as...

  1. visit our D.O.P.E. donate page
  2. read our spiel or just scroll down
  3. click the donate button

Once you pledge your support to our D.O.P.E. you will receive updates about projects we undertake, and when a given project nears completion you will receive your "rewards" in the form of creative output generated by our meme-bearers based on your pledge.

And, yes we can raise _more_ than our goals. We kindly thank you in advance for your help! This wouldn't be possible without you.

Every dollar helps make this a better Siblinghood. Raise enough, and we may even be able to cook a full meal more than once a month!

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Our band logo was precision handcrafted by Barry James Lent of Devil's Design

The hyper-variable domains of

Meme-Bearers & Metastasis

mp3s and mp4s

Art and Design

Irreligious Neophilia

Under the authority of H.I.S. celestial dominion
Praise H.I.S. name for all to overstand

The Original Zees, who eternally reify the Chaostafarian Vibrational Frequency within the McMansion of Zyabizgzi, remain in charge of all the bureaucratic affairs of our borderless representational anarchies known as I.N.I.

Independent Nations of Individuals

Praise H.I.M. the most high.

Jah bless.

Teleportation & Logistics

We offer the public an enseider's glance at our closely guarded mass marketing strategies and our mo' money merchandising methodologies.

We expect marginal increases in reported awareness among:

  • the elderly nudist/polyamorous population
  • impotent neo-Pagan spiritualists
  • douchebag Droolids
  • fluffy McLiccans
  • witless Newage housewives
  • extraneous 5th aeon occultural runoff
  • and other assorted WannaZees

Awareness spikes may indicate a mention of the meme or even the meme itself intruding upon one's consciousness of its own accord.

Nomothetic Mimicry

Propagandistic Philosoffiti

Our node disinformation brochure (wip) provides an in-depth look at the outer slackings of our disorganization, the opprobrious aimlessness of our meme-bearers, and the blatant disregard for hygiene of our leadershiplessness.

        Find out more or less..

  • what we do
  • why we do it
  • who we do it to
  • how we avoid prosecution and
  • when and where we'll get banned next

Visit our WTF?! page for more details

Sufi mystic mafia. Accept us.


removing doubt... one fingernail at a time

In Antithesis To Authority

Our webmaster, Eian, is still a lazy, sloppy, no-talent jizz-mopper with even less chance of getting his shit together than a laxative-crazed orangutan wearing a perforated colostomy bag at an all you can eat Mongolian barbecue joint.

All written material contained in this website got precision crafted by your boy, Eian Orange, the undisputed apotheosis of all genuine assholes who has more assumed aliases than he does working brain cells at this point in the game.

Look him up on LinkedIn and connect!

We did just recently apply a secure socket to the server, so now when you type the address make sure to add the suffixed S after http. It's now https://

That's all thanks to the genius engineering of Eian Orange who's cautiously moving the org into the Aeon of Whore Us.

The crazy, incredible magic of DNS propagation!

Z(enseider)Z remain committed to the advancement and expansion of Thee Device and to all officially sanctioned workings involving the K. E. R. our most sought after gnosis conservation modem ever mass produced in the good ol U. S. of A.

We imbue life into the psyberunculus prop and summon it a spirit to reside in its body, a spiritual body which exists within the sacral supplanting of the Sacrificial Substitute's Solomonic Siphrah suppository (from the salt mines of Senzar!) into the sensate sternum of its soon-to-be temporary vessel. Our aim is to capture the essence of the specter specimen into an Idyllic Ampulla of Oblation --- the ultimate, most unforgiving, and unlawful forfeiture of body, mind, and soul ever to take shape in corporeal form.

We have opted to call it an "exchange" but in reality it would appear more like a maelstrom of Misotheistic and myopically Melmoth-esque momentousness of mule-mutilating madness, mirth, mayhem, and misinformation.

Bardo Tellus Server player-killers have been running rampant on the web annihilating memecults allover "proper" and politically-indifferent social media sites.

I wanna reachout and grab ya

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