Give Up the Grip for Our D.o.P.E.
Reckless Acts of Secular Chaoism
Z(enseider)Z very own web-based Department of Peripheral Epiphenomena desperately needs your help to appropriate funding for its Secular Chaoist outreach proposal.
Z(enseider)Z Department of Peripheral Epiphenomenon intends to use your donations to facilitate:
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face" —Mike Tyson
We're allowing the public a view at how we're engaged in overgiving the Great Slack by boldly following our False Fate, and living in the same light (or dark) as the virtues of the Theriomorphosis process.
We want to make art and in wanting to do so we must also profit from it. It's a symbiotic gesture that takes advantage of some cannibalistic mannerisms.
keeping all ya’lls in the kNOw
For the Free Subscriber, you will get an epic romp through our home-spun memes, alliteration poetry, mind-enhancing musick, and new branding emblems.
However, your Paid Subscription will benefit our collective in ways you could not imagine like blessing us with the capacity to thrive in this expense-filled economy and helping to enable the colloquial equinamity of our digital hivemind to evolve towards an Ideal Magickal Tribe.
Your Paid Subscription also helps us to deliver you with:
a conjugal cataclysm allover your face
Please refer to our What The Fuck?! page for further extrapolation as to who we are, what we do, and how we get away with it in the vaguest language humanly possible.
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