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Z(enseider)Z very own web-based Department of Peripheral Epiphenomena desperately needs your help to appropriate funding for its Secular Chaoist outreach proposal.

Z(enseider)Z Department of Peripheral Epiphenomenon intends to use your donations to facilitate:

  • upgrading our website on several fronts including improved network security, increased email storage, and file-sharing FTP accounts that are simple to implement.
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  • we reclaimed the .com from a squatter that finally got bored
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  • new kNewZlog at zenseiderz.blog via WordPriss
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  • and we're aiming to make our new platform at Substack an experimental repository of science fiction, magickal ritual, and horror

     

  • we intend to blackmail research engineers and data analysts so they'll be forced to assist us in compiling Z(enseider)Z first installment of our Memetic Journal of Nescience and Dissection
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  • we wanna mic up and mix it all down for the next abyssmally causative Z(enseider)Z full-length effort due out 2038 A.D.
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  • expanding the range of Zeesemiotics, the psi-sociological aspects of Zeememe Clusterphilia, and its effects on non-Zee meme-aliens to include the psychosocial manipulation of non-Dawkinsian memecults
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  • processing material for pithy kNewzlog adviriitizements with new material from Z(enseider)Z Node Exchange and Regional Directory of Sponsors
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  • the construction of our Gematria of Nothing research tribute (aka Liber Infernus Enumera) which we envision as a user-friendly English Qabalastic calculator and database slash dictionary of enumerations dealing with the Supreme Ma'athematics of deathandhell.com
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  • the elevation of Czarina Zelathune's Apparel line of clothing (shirts, hoodies, hats, etc.) and homegoods (coffee mugs, throw pillows, etc.) as well as our infamous sigil logo stickers perfect for glamour-bombing your locale
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  • ensuring the future of esotechnological toys weaponized in the Original Zenseider psionic and radionic egregore projects which are aimed at demolishing the heteronormative dominance of patriarchal rule by installing agent saboteurs from our select minority of psychedelic illuminates among the shuffling masses to deprogram and decondition them
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  • managerial human-power (such as time, logic, and attention to detail) for the Administrative Aggregate of the allcaps CHAOSMAGICK FB group (including a virtual habitat for the servitor known as T'Crely Sov Pndagbui originally concocted by Svein H. Skavern an ex-admin)
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  • the formal establishment of our Temple kNOwthing venture as a bed and breakfast that acts as a live music venue and cooperative boarding house slash bondage and discipline dungeon where we accommodate visiting aspirants and adepts alike with whatever creature comforts will make them feel at ease in our full-service ceremonial partnership project.
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  • a monthly or bi-monthly occultural podcast that deal with the hypervariable domains of our practitioner’s vocations such as:
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  • Bare Hands Magick, Gnosis and Intent, and Proprietary Acausality
  • Psychometric Bioleaching, Broadband Vampirism, and Xenopredation
  • Psycho-Energetic Targeting and Stealth Execution Objectives
  • Anti-Social Mania Forum Hostility and Sock Account Impostorship
  • Encouraging Suicide and the Toxick Posturing of Memecult Marauding
  • Syncopated Sigilization, Magick in Musick, and Reverse Divination
  • Data-Driven Aural Impedance and Numerological Serial Compositions
  • Gnosis in the Mosh Pit and the Psychogeography of Musick Venues
  • Advanced Semantics, Anontological Conditioning, and V-Prime
  • Faith Cracking, Paradigmatic Polymaths, and Modular Magicking
  • The Great Slack, One's False Fate, and the Theriomorphosis
  • Thee Device, the K.E.R., and the machinations of Seiderkin
  • Phantasmagorical Illumination and Hallucinogenic Revelations
  • Psychonautical Trip Reporting by the new Chemognostic Conclave
  • Meme O' Zeeism, Reformist Infekiteism, and Forbidden Sexuality
  • The Supreme Ma’athematics of the Gematria of Nothing
  • Telesmatic Collagework, Malignant Dollcraft, and Sewing Sorcery
  • Medicinal Supersaturation, Effectual Hexcraft, and Hyperstition
  • Naturally-Occurring Poison and Animalian Venom Extraction
  • Auto-Toxic Ritual & Spell Designs for Adulterating a Memeplex
  • Chaostafarianism, Renegade Dadaism, and Hyperabsurdism
  • Neapolitan Stregheria, Diasporic Sufism, and Apocryphal Gnosticism
  • Ignostic Satanism, Dyothelemic Setianism, and Personal Sovereignty
  • Thozopithean Asyntactics, 369L, and Ultra-Terrestrial Evocations
  • The Final Enchantment, Extreme Unction, and the Psychopomp
  • The Elective Oath and Ritual Observances of Chaos Monasticism
  • Aidan Wachter’s trilogy: Six Ways, Weaving Fate, and Changeling
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  • a rigorous evaluation of the memes and meme-bearers involved in Z(enseider)Z that will uncover any lingering faulty machismo that some of the guys may have been holding onto for fear of losing their masculinity. I promise you, you will not have to sacrifice your masculinity to fit in with Z(enseider)Z in the Aeon or Ma’at.
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  • We do not associate with wannabe tough guys the world over. We are (hopefully) evolved enough to know a shitty human being when we encounter one. For the purposes of this bullet point, we will call jocks and wannabe tough guys "meatheads" because it's usually a big portion of their diet (meat) and for whatever reason it all goes straight to their heads. i.e. they think they are God's gift to women and role models for men. Yuck. Gross. And, now my lunch just touched my tongue a little. We don't entertain meatheads here at Z(enseider)Z. Not even if they paid us (well, it would depend on the amount --- kidding!) We were picked on, and stepped over by meatheads all our life, so there'll be no mercy given on this side of the fence today, Nancy. Meathead Trump-lovers. Even worse.
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  • a closer examination of the so-called 'predacious personae' (as many of the dildo-faced Dunning-Kruger case study rejects in Cuntservative talk radio have dubbed them) or more accurately those involved in Sadosexual Thanatology, Heterodox Necrosorcery, and Verbal Ontological Terrorism as they pertain to our collective aeonic maturation in this galaxy with Z(enseider)Z espousing narratives which deal with the hyper-neotenous, energetically-omnivorous, non-binary, psybersymbiote legions against the heteropatriarchal AI-enslaved surveillance-based ethnostate.

  • "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face" —Mike Tyson


    We're allowing the public a view at how we're engaged in overgiving the Great Slack by boldly following our False Fate, and living in the same light (or dark) as the virtues of the Theriomorphosis process.

    We want to make art and in wanting to do so we must also profit from it. It's a symbiotic gesture that takes advantage of some cannibalistic mannerisms.

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    For the Free Subscriber, you will get an epic romp through our home-spun memes, alliteration poetry, mind-enhancing musick, and new branding emblems.

    However, your Paid Subscription will benefit our collective in ways you could not imagine like blessing us with the capacity to thrive in this expense-filled economy and helping to enable the colloquial equinamity of our digital hivemind to evolve towards an Ideal Magickal Tribe.

    Your Paid Subscription also helps us to deliver you with:

  • future iterations of unadulterated Zentertainment
  • one-eyed paradigmal piracy with a polycarbonate peg-leg
  • esotechnological guerrilla semioticians
  • profit from placebo prophecy via selective mass hysteria
  • insurgent glamour-bombing with esoteric graffiti sigils
  • ever-expanding catalogs of rugged ghetto-ass spirits like the Lwa
  • renegade spirituality from the hard knocks of street smarts
  •   a conjugal cataclysm allover your face

    Please refer to our What The Fuck?! page for further extrapolation as to who we are, what we do, and how we get away with it in the vaguest language humanly possible.

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